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L4D2 - Coach potato by IsisMasshiro L4D2 - Coach potato by IsisMasshiro
Left 4 dead 2 © Valve

Bathrooms, closed closets, back seats…In the games and movies zombies can be found from almost everywhere. I found my old L4D2-comic’s outlines and decided to finish it.
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:iconoreos69:
oreos69 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2016
that ain't somethin you would see everyday. 
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Nikolad92 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*Nik.exe has stopped responding*
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
That happens with him a lot.
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:iconelfrowen:
elfrowen Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016
Your work is hilarious.
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016
Thanks!
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:iconnemesis543:
nemesis543 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 4, 2016
just look at nick in the last panel hes like saying i think i lost sanity
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:iconsoulcharizard:
SoulCharizard Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
Quick! Get the Holy Water!!
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:iconfoxdemongirlhunter:
foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2016
think you got your weapons mixed up. Vampire are to be killed by Holy Water and zombie are to be killed by their brains meaning they have to be shot or hit on the head, look it up and see what i mean, "Nearly all zombie survivalists are in agreement that the destruction of the brain is the only surefire way to neutralize the zombie (though a few rare types of zombies require complete dismemberment). In World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide, The Frontal Lobe is the area of the Zombie brain that still has limited function, and its destruction is key to putting a zombie down (in The Walking Dead, it is the brain stem. Still, in both works, substantial structural damage to any part of the brain is enough to stop the zombie). Some works of fiction (as well as self-proclaimed "zombie experts") would lead the public to believe that any tool that can break bones (from golf clubs, to chef's cleavers, to broomstick handles) will suffice. In reality, this is not the case and such notions are likely to get a person killed.

The skull is not only one of the thickest bones in the body, but the spherical shape of the cranium has evolved over countless eons of evolution to deflect and absorb tremendous amounts of force to preserve its precious cargo. Fracturing a skull to the point required to kill a zombie is no small feat without firearms. Although, decaying bones will soften and become more feeble. Capable Melee weapons are usually quite heavy, and draining to wield over time - perhaps even impossible to wield for smaller or weaker humans.

Without a weapon like a large axe, or sledgehammer, attacking the forehead, top, or back of the skull is not recommended. Baseball bats may fracture the skull, but typically not thoroughly enough in these areas to cause structural brain damage. The sides of the head, eyes, ears, and crux of the neck are better targets.

The temple on the right of the forehead and the area under the chin do not require as much exertion to overcome the skull's resistance, but the precision to hit these small targets under duress (and with attackers coming from multiple angles, as one-on-one zombie encounters are somewhat uncommon) usually makes these targets less than practical.

Most firearms are more than adequate for destroying an undead brain. However, smaller calibers may need to be much closer to do so on a reliable basis, and distance between the shooter and the undead horde is of the highest value. Most non-military firefights take place roughly 5-20 feet from its combatants. This is how many guns have been designed for decades, and it is not the same situation one desires when confronted with dozens of shambling corpses."

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zombienutjob Featured By Owner Edited Apr 8, 2016
actually according to the zombie combat manual, which goes much more in depth to hand to hand combat with the undead, says that the closest thing you can get to practicing with a human skull without commiting murder is a coconut wrapped in two layers of duct tape and placed in a double layer of plastic bags. If you can crack the coconut through all that, you can certainly crack a zombie skull. also 0.22 caliber weapons, while lacking any stopping power, can do as much damage as a 0.45 caliber with a direct head shot due to the bullet lacking force to punch back out the other end of the skull and ricocheting within the braincase instead.

P.S. tl;dr is not for me!
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foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
that maybe well work however you well have get closer to the zombie without getting bitten by them.
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:iconzombienutjob:
zombienutjob Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2016
not if you used long stabbing weapons like spears, but if you can't the zombie combat Manuel also recommends using the full throttle technique, which entails grabbing them by the throat just below the chin and squeeze where the Adam's apple is (or would be). This can actually force a zombie's mouth closed, preventing any biting, if you do it right. Then all you gotta do is unleash your fury by bashing their head in or stabbing them in the brain. Heck even this tactic works if you try and kill one with your bare hands, first you use the full throttle and hook one of your legs around theirs and push them down on their back before stomping on their head repeatedly until the skull cracks open or the zombie stops moving completely, whichever comes first. One more thing I want to touch on is that most zombies rot, therefore it would be easier to kill them as time went on due to the bone becoming weaker and weaker and the amount of muscle and skin decreasing.
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foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016
i well keep that in mind, but i maybe well end up hurting someone who is by me, if i used any weapons like spears.
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Matamata9001 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
Meh. Francis is ill-prepared.
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:iconcapricious-spider:
Capricious-Spider Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
tl;dr
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:iconthegoodusername:
Thegoodusername Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016
XD LMAO
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:iconladylarka:
LadyLarka Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
ROFLMAO! HaaHaaa~
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:iconiceforest2:
iceforest2 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015
I think that she's delivering more damage to him than the hunter.
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015
True that
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:icontrolloflol:
trolloflol Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha ha ha Literal Couch potato in 3 ways coach is like a potato /////////////////////////////////////// patato chips and He likes Couchs
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015
Coach potato chips
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:icontrolloflol:
trolloflol Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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SunnyBean24 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015
omg...this comic reminds me of my Hunter OC. he tends to snack on junkfood along with human flesh. cause. why not have your love for human food be carried on after your death/reanimation?
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015
Where he got his junkfood after apocalypse? Oo
And we would prefer burgers over rotten human flesh.
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:iconsunnybean24:
SunnyBean24 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015
You'd probably find him raiding the closest convenience store. if there is a will.. there is a way. XD
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015
Or perhaps hunter just gets stuff from The Merchant (shady hunter).
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Speaking of shady hunter.. I would love to Oder more of him... That or more tank/witch... I ship them.. I think it's kinda cute because she is small andy he is big... Although I think you ship hunterxwitch... Judging from some comics
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016
People likes to ship stuff. I prefer only official ships.
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Is the francisxrochelle official because I think it is, after all in the game they like each other so... That means its official right? Also what l4d and L4d2 characters do you ship? (only if you have any or want to tell :T )
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016
Most likely yes.
Like I said, I'm not into shipping. That's why you can't usually find any cuddle/kissing art from my gallery.
I only know that Ellis likes Zoey and Francis like Ro (in kinda weird way).
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:iconfoxdemongirlhunter:
foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015
that is a hunter you dolt not the furniture, the hunter was under the coach  and couch is sitting on it making the hunter attack him
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You just said hunter was under coach(human) and the couch is sitting on coach! Hahhahaha lolz it the other way around XD
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:iconfoxdemongirlhunter:
foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016
The hunter is in the coach and the human is sitting on the couch, opps I miss that up big time
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
 Ya the hunter is in the couch... And coach is sitting on the hunter... Who is in the couch... Ya that's right
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:iconfoxdemongirlhunter:
foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016
 ugh too many 'c' words my head hurt well many not all 'c' words
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccoach couch coach couch coach couach ccccccccccc ;3
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:iconfoxdemongirlhunter:
foxdemongirlhunter Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2016
stop doing that please you are really making my head hurt.
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:iconendersgirl1142:
EndersGirl1142 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
ccccc
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:iconpinchofginger:
PinchofGinger Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015
How do you eve come up with this stuff. It is brilliant! Just about died laughing XD
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:iconbonzibrown48:
BONZIBROWN48 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015
HAHA FUCKING NICK JUST STANDING THEIR!!
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:icontimberwolf330:
Timberwolf330 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Emotional shirt feels your pain ~(•3•)~
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puganator007 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Who thinks having a hunter as a pet would be awesome I MEAN LOOK HES LIKE A CAT AND A DOG (acts like a cat , gets angry and vicious like a dog)
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Dafuqer7 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did anyone else notice the "FHS" on Coach's shirt changed to "EEK!" when Hunter started to pull him in?
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015
Some did. His shirt tend to say stuff.
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Dafuqer7 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wonder if Valve would implement the Couch mechanic into L4D3? If you sit on a couch for a while, you recharge a tiny bit of HP, and you also use Medkits faster. However, there's a 1 in 50 chance the couch contains a Hunter, which then starts eating you. :XD:
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iiiBudder Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Student Artist
Would be lovely update. And if i was hunter, i would LOVE to be in it right now. xD
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:iconcpt-astrinal:
CPT-Astrinal Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nick's kinda like 'wtf'
He'll never look at a couch the same way ever again XD
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:iconisismasshiro:
IsisMasshiro Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Yea, after that he sat only on chairs.
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xNinjaGecko Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Pikachu Piff Plz Kano Shuuya (Secretly Laughing) [V8] Exo : Kai Laughing 
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AJZephyros Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Couch is on Coach!!
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lunamoon321 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015   Traditional Artist
XD omfg
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